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95% fat free
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Frederick Williams
2009-06-15 11:00:39 UTC
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Why would a foodstuff be labelled '95% fat free' rather than '5% fat'?
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... when we came back, late, from the hyacinth garden,
Your arms full, and your hair wet, I could not
Speak, and my eyes failed...
Emil Tiades
2009-06-15 22:09:08 UTC
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On Mon, 15 Jun 2009 12:00:39 +0100, Frederick Williams
Post by Frederick Williams
Why would a foodstuff be labelled '95% fat free' rather than '5% fat'?
95% has no fat, but the remaining 5% is full of it.
Andy Pandy
2009-06-16 14:27:06 UTC
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Post by Frederick Williams
Why would a foodstuff be labelled '95% fat free' rather than '5% fat'?
Because it sounds better to thick people. Like using "aqua" instead of "water"
on shampoo ingredients. Or when a product is packed with sugar, using 3 or 4
different types of sugar just so that sugar doesn't appear in the top few
ingredients. Or "made with extra virgin olive oil", when there is 0.01% extra
virgin olive oil and 10% vegetable oil in the product.

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Andy
Andy Pandy
2009-06-16 14:27:06 UTC
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Post by Frederick Williams
Why would a foodstuff be labelled '95% fat free' rather than '5% fat'?
Because it sounds better to thick people. Like using "aqua" instead of "water"
on shampoo ingredients. Or when a product is packed with sugar, using 3 or 4
different types of sugar just so that sugar doesn't appear in the top few
ingredients. Or "made with extra virgin olive oil", when there is 0.01% extra
virgin olive oil and 10% vegetable oil in the product.

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Andy
Trev
2009-07-13 22:12:46 UTC
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On Mon, 15 Jun 2009 12:00:39 +0100, Frederick Williams
Post by Frederick Williams
Why would a foodstuff be labelled '95% fat free' rather than '5% fat'?
This might help to answere your question.

I had a cracker of a shit last night. I woke up feeling as if a
thing with the same dimensions as an artic truck was pressing
down very hard on my rectal sphincters. It felt as though my
arse was about to explode. I managed to get my butt over the
lavy pan just in time. I thought my rectum was going to be torn to
shreds. The shit had the girth and shape of a very very large
elongated egg plant. The tail came right up to the rim. As it pulled
away from the back of my throat, my eyes were drawn into the back
of my head, and my ears popped! I thought my whole insides were
about to drop into the pan! It took ages to flush away. Mind you I
slept like a log after it.

Comments welcome.

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